The New Deal
As spoken at the speech
While we may have a good school, our school is far from perfect. One problem is the issue of bathrooms. It seems we are forced with the choice of having disgustingly dirty bathrooms, or only two bathrooms open in the entire school. What if a student needs to use the bathroom right away, and wants to enter without fear and nausea? That is unacceptable! We need bathrooms open on every floor, and we need these bathrooms to be reasonably clean! And this can be accomplished, by having random bathroom audits, allowing fewer faculty members to protect all bathrooms, giving more choices to the students of the school!
The raider rug has plagued the students of North Quincy for far too long. When I am president, I will tell Mr. Ioanilli, "If you seek peace, if you seek clean shoes for the students of North Quincy High School, if you seek the freedom of putting bags on the floor: Come out to the hall! Mr. Ioanilli, come out to the hall! Mr. Ioanilli, tear up this rug!"
As president, I will open channels of communication. If the Volleyball team needs new uniforms, they can come to me, and I will do all that is under my power to get them those uniforms! If the baseball team needs new bats, then I will grant them new bats! If anyone feels that the school could serve them for anything, I will have an open door policy! No request is too small, or even too large, to be deserving of attention!
When elected, I will bring forth opportunities for many new clubs. People have mentioned to me their desires for a Games Club, and a Ping Pong Club. I will work toward the creation of not only these clubs, but all club ideas brought to me by any group.
There is always the issue of school dances. With my open door policy, I will listen to all the student suggestions for what music will be played. Obviously, the most important of these dances is the prom. In order to reduce the cost of the prom, I will run many fundraisers. Most notably, fundraisers will be run during lunch. Not only will this give students the opportunity to lower the cost of their prom tickets, it will also give students more variety of foods and snacks to choose from during their lunch period, such as brownies, cupcakes, and donuts.
If a man is called to be President, he should be President even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should be President so well that all the hosts of Heaven and Earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great President who did his job well."
I pledge you, I pledge myself, to a new deal for the North Quincy High School students. Let us all here assembled constitute ourselves prophets of a new order of competence and of courage. This is more than a campaign; it is a call to arms. Give me your help, not to win votes alone, but to win in this crusade to restore North Quincy High School to its own students.
Those who do not prepare are preparing to fail! By voting against me, you are failing to prepare for your future! A vote against Chance is a vote against America! So there is only one thing left to do! Seize the day! Vote for me!
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"Vote for me!"
-Chance Miller, the candidate himself
"I'd vote for him if I could."
-Mr. Scanlan, Staff
"Great! Chance is the best thing since sliced bread!"
"Finally, someone who has the intelligence and the initiative to deserve the position.
I trust he'll come through."
"Chance Miller is a great person who really cares about the people...
[he] will make a big difference in the school and beyond."
"3 of my two thumbs up - do not disclose my name."
"If Chance can't do it, no one can!"
"I think chance miller is DA bomb. He would make a great president, fo shure."
-Victoria Wu, Senior
"I think Chance can do this Job Justice!"
"The right choice."